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May. 13th, 2008

03:56 pm - High weirdness from rosencrantz319

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It's the Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer. I was informed of its existence in a this post by rosencrantz319.

The mind boggles. One wonders if this heralds a new era of rectal musical devices of all kinds. I suspect that the Golgafrinchin marketroids who were wondering if people wanted fire that could be fitted nasally were completely missing the boat.

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From:joreth
Date:May 13th, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)
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I'm disturbed
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From:omnifarious
Date:May 13th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)

Disturbed

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*big grin*

By what, exactly? The thermometer itself (which has the dubious virtue of actually existing), or the concept of other, similar products?

Oooh, it strikes me that this is an argument against the ontological proof for the existence of God. The thermometer is the perfect example of something who's existence is less perfect than the idea.



Edited at 2008-05-13 11:25 pm (UTC)
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From:joreth
Date:May 13th, 2008 11:33 pm (UTC)

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Well, spongebob disturbs me in all its permutations. There's just something very wrong about spongebob that just leaves me with a disgustingly oily feeling.

I'm also not a huge fan of anything rectally inserted (at least on me - on my partner, that's a WHOLE other story!)

So a singing spongebob rectal thermomter is just full of teh wrong.
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From:catherinew
Date:May 14th, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)

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Your thoughts on the Hello Kitty vibrator?
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From:joreth
Date:May 14th, 2008 12:50 am (UTC)

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equally disturbing, but I'm also quite bothered by most things "girlie" - I suppose it's a character flaw.
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From:hypatia_j
Date:May 14th, 2008 03:24 am (UTC)
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See, my mind boggled, but did not consider the possibility of further merchandise.

You sir, are special. :)
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From:omnifarious
Date:May 14th, 2008 03:41 am (UTC)
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*bows elegantly* Madame, you flatter me. *big grin*

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From:akashayi
Date:May 14th, 2008 05:56 pm (UTC)

ok, so I might be a little messed up in the head

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I'd say there was a market in musical buttplugs that began playing cheesy pron music upon insertion. Or perhaps the creators of the baby jesus buttplug could mod it to play christmas music.

The possibilities are really endless.
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From:omnifarious
Date:May 15th, 2008 02:55 pm (UTC)

Re: ok, so I might be a little messed up in the head

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Have you considered the virtues of remote control?

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