I think of these periodically. I should collect them together someplace... :-)
This one is: "Oh, baby, you make me wanna collapse your state vector.".
It's quite possible that someone has thought of this before.
Grad school is basically my only hope at this point, really. I'm working on a Japanese Linguistics / Psychology double-major. Like a transuranium element in a particle collider, this bizarre conglomeration can only exist in academia.
I was highly impressed and amused at the same time. :-)
Doing up SCOs most recent doings as lines from Shakespeare plays: It's Shakespeare (almost).
Sadly, this is likely only really funny to people who've been follow the many-years long SCO stupidity. It's like reality TV, except with giant ponderous corporations and lots of lawsuits!
And it took me quite awhile to find it. So I'm saving the link for posterity...
How various disciplines rank against eachother.
mle292 brings us this shocking tale!
It can figure out how to get from anywhere to anywhere!
butterflydrming, this comic is for you. :-)