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On demand immaculate conception! - Journal of Omnifarious

Aug. 20th, 2005

09:57 pm - On demand immaculate conception!

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It's a solution to the problem of finding a good father for your child. Let God do it like he did for Mary! You're assured a divine child with no messy, dangerous interactions with unpredicatable males!


And they even have 'Child Support Management', 'Parenting Plan Assistance', and 'Support Groups', just in case the deific father of your new child isn't the provider type.

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From:baerana
Date:August 21st, 2005 05:38 am (UTC)
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ah, I'm cracking up, that's great
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From:hattifattener
Date:August 22nd, 2005 05:49 am (UTC)
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Are you sure they're not just catering to children who want to swap out their existing dad for a singing transvestite? (er, wait, that would be Divine Alternatives To Dads...)
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