On demand immaculate conception! - Journal of Omnifarious
Aug. 20th, 2005
09:57 pm - On demand immaculate conception!
It's a solution to the problem of finding a good father for your child. Let God do it like he did for Mary! You're assured a divine child with no messy, dangerous interactions with unpredicatable males!
And they even have 'Child Support Management', 'Parenting Plan Assistance', and 'Support Groups', just in case the deific father of your new child isn't the provider type.