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Apr. 30th, 2003

07:02 am - Nuclear program

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We're reviving our nuclear capability for some reason or another.

How bizarre. Somehow the war on terrorism needs nukes? Whatever for?

Current Mood: [mood icon] annoyed


Date:April 30th, 2003 06:27 am (UTC)
Oh, I'm sure it's our nation's response to the unemployment crisis. Need jobs? Build more nuclear bombs.

Later on, it'll help with the overpopulation problem too.

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Date:April 30th, 2003 08:06 am (UTC)
Whatever for?

Easy. Bigger and badder we seem, less likely we'll get terrorized. In theory.

We can always resort to saying, "Yo, dumbass. If you terrorize us, we're just going to nuke your ENTIRE COUNTRY." It might work, who knows?
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Date:April 30th, 2003 12:13 pm (UTC)
<Donald Rumsfeld>
We need nuclear weapons because we're a nation at war. Every day, we find more evidence of weapons of mass destruction and more weapons of terror. I can't believe you're even asking the question because it shows a lack of respect for our fighting forces and for the task that lies ahead of us. (muttering to himself "Damn liberal media")
</Donald Rumsfeld>

(For a reading from the president, substitute "nucular" for "nuclear" and "terra" for "terror." And be glad that there isn't a Patriot III Act, or else you wouldn't have even been able to ask the question.)
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